New Kits and Other Stuff …

By: Cesar | July 1st, 2009

A picture should go here. But apparently, the Offside won’t let me have a go at that today … so on we go …

As reported on Kyle’s web site, the new shirts are out and about Valencia city.

Have a look. What do you think?

I fancy the black one. But the white one is awful.

I can’t stand having the escudo in the middle of the shirt. At least the black one gets it right.

Will I buy it? Who knows? I have around 20 VCF kits.

How many do you guys have and will you be buying the new ones?

Official unveiling tomorrow, where we’ll have a better look at Kappa’s new line of kits.

On to other stuff …

Did you hear? David Villa’s off to FC Barcelona in exchange for … blah blah blah … who cares?

Does this repetitious, tedious, wearisome, monotonous (can you tell I looked up ‘boring’ in a thesaurus?), interminable, insipid transfer saga have to keep going on and on and on?

Uggh … it’s so annoying. Just sell the f*cker already.

He’s not going to Real Madrid. That we know. So he’s going to FCB. Why?

1. Madrid just bought Karim Benzema. At least that’s what Real Madrid’s newspapers (AS, MARCA) would have you believe.

2. VCF don’t want to sell him to Madrid.

3. Villa said he’s staying in Spain.

So the logical choice is Barca, no? I’m sure he didn’t think he’d be going to Deportivo La Coruna or Malaga. So FCB it is.

Please, for the love of anything sacred in this world, just finish it already.

I f*ckin’ HATE these transfer rumors. At this point, I just want it finished and done with.

I love you, Villa. But if you don’t want to be here, leave my sight.

Like a forlorn lover, I will cry as you walk away from me. But I’ll miss you for two seconds and bat my eyes at the next young starlet, showering my affections on his prodigious scoring feats.

So that’s that.

Besides that, what else?

- Atletico Madrid are throwing caution to the wind and want Carlos Marchena.

- VCF has their version of the Beckhams: the Moyas. Our new GK Miguel Moya looks like a cross between singer Robbie Williams and Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s a looker.

- An interview with Raul Albiol … he didn’t want to leave.

Is the pre-season here already? I’m bored … need my football fix.

Major League Soccer, anyone?